[Captain.Remy]

Porn and Susan Boyle? It's not the most obvious pairing ... unless you're working at a Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company.

The lovely folks at Kick Ass Pictures have offered the frumpy Scottish singing sensation of "Britain's Got Talent" and YouTube fame $1 million to star in her very own pornographic film. How can a girl say "no"?

This way, the never-been-kissed Boyle, 47, can lose her virginity on film.

"We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera," says Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. "That's a very personal, intimate moment in a woman's life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special."

Obviously, Kulkis and the gang are getting a good chuckle out of this preposterous offer, claiming that they'll fly her out on Virgin Airlines and even try to identify her "type": "We'll introduce her to a variety of gentlemen of different races, ages and um, 'endowments.' Personally, I think she and Ron Jeremy would be a perfect match."

The offer is good for one week since Kulkis is sure that Boyle would be anxious to rid herself of the burden of her virginity. Kick Ass has set up the website SusanBoyleXXX.com for fans to vote on possible movie titles, theme songs and co-stars.

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