[TomRocksUrSocks]

Didn't know where to put this, sorry if it's in the wrong place.

FIRST SELECT A NEWSPAPER:
The Daily Rubbish
Crap Weekly
Garbage Magazine

THEN SELECT A START:
1) The name of a housemate has been leaked...
2) We have news on what the house will look like...
3) We know what the eye will be like...

IF YOU SELECTED #1 SELECT THE NEXT SENTENCE...
1) Billy Bob Joe, 49, is rumoured to be
2) F. Ake-WAG, 22, is rumoured to be
3) Jimbob Roberts, 56, is rumoured to be

IF YOU SELECTED #2 SELECT THE NEXT SENTENCE...
1) It will be blue and grey with dead rats heads all over the walls our insider....
2) It will have everything upside down so housemates will have to jump up to get to everything our insider...
3) It will be orange and green and will have orangutan noises played in 24/7 our insider...

IF YOU SELECTED #3 SELECT THE NEXT SENTENCE...
1) It will be covered in black and green dots, our insider...
2) It will resemble a leaf which will have a hidden message in it, our insider...
3) It will be covered in squares and blurry, our insider...

NEXT, IF YOU ARE DOING THE HOUSEMATE NAME ONE, SELECT ONE OF THE FOLLOWING...
1) A transvestite with a leg missing.
2) A blind horse with blonde hair.
3) A Henry VIII look alike with 19 fingers.

NEXT, IF YOU ARE DOING THE LOGO OR THE HOUSE ONE, SELECT ONE OF THW FOLLOWING...
1) R. Ubbish told us over a snake sandwich, a delicassy in his country.
2) S. Tupid told us over the phone whilst burning pictures of Paris Hilton.
3) C. Leb-Stalker told us when we visited his pig sty on the moon.

THEN PUT IT ALL TOGETHER LIKE THIS EXAMPLE:

Crap Weekly:
The name of a housemate has been leaked. F. Ake-WAG, 22, is rumoured to be a Henry VIII look alike with 19 fingers.

And post it!