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Heather Mills has admitted that she recently lost her leg in a supermarket after slipping on a wet floor.

The former model, who lost her left limb when she was hit by a police motorcycle in 1993, recounted the incident on her Twitter page.

"Slipped on spilled milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me," she wrote.

Mills, 41, also revealed that she had given Susan Boyle her "sympathy vote" in the Britain's Got Talent final because "she is talented and has been built up and torn down. People lose courage for no reason and think what's the point in trying".

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