[bansheewails]

I want a Johnnie Depp look-a-like, who has manners, doesn't spit or talk with his mouth full. Who doesn't jump into bed with the first girl that touches his hand, he must be intelligent and well spoken but NOT talk about money (like REX), he doesn't look in the mirror every five seconds,does not have more cosmetics than the girls and wears clothes out of Penny's or some where 'cause of the credit crunch. And he says please and thank you all the time, while being lively and funny.

Is that too much to ask for!
(by the way, I posted this description elsewhere too!)