[calyman]

Catweazle’s many qualities include;
A face that demands a meeting with a cricket bat
A body that constantly looks like it needs a damm good wash
He puts the cont in contradiction
His ego is only slightly larger than his imagination
He doesn’t have much imagination
He has the thought processes of a Gnat
He knows his twisted attitude makes Freddie a better man.
He is a Turd on wheels
He is a rank onanist.
His only philosophy is how to fool Sophie

Any further contributions for Catweazle would be welcome.