[Locke.]

I’ve had a great time since my last blog, firstly at Jack Whitehall’s birthday party. I get on really well with Jack, so it was great to see him, but I still can’t believe he’s only 21! I also went to see Sister Act with my girlfriend in the West End last night - it was hilarious! The lead was great, along with Sheila Hancock, and I’ll admit my feet were tapping under my chair. It’s a real feelgood show!

After the theatre we went with Mo to Absolute Radio to appear on Tim Shaw’s show. He’s such a funny guy. We had a great laugh - it was just like a group of friends hanging out together. I might be going back this week! Also, if you haven’t been to a festival, Hop Farm is a great introduction. I went on the weekend with Craig Phillips (winner from BB1), Dale Howard (BB9) and Stephanie McMichael (BB9) and really enjoyed it. We all played celebrity soccer and the boys' BB team came second overall.

Now over to the BB house this week. When will housemates understand it’s against the rules to talk about nominations? Charlie’s punishment - of not being able to speak or he will be up for eviction - is brilliant because I can’t stand the crap that comes out of his mouth. I knew when they gave that task to him he would fail (after six seconds) because, let’s face it, he’s not very bright.

It ruined it when they punished Dogface and Kris though, as the housemates figured out what was going on and took all the fun out of it.

When will the rest of the house understand that the public like Halfwit? He is a nice guy and if they haven’t got rid of him after surviving four evictions, he is obviously not going anywhere soon. The housemates should start to realise he is a big player now.

I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I actually miss Sree. He was the house joke, but also brought out the best in some of the housemates.

They are all so desperate for sex they keep trying it on with each other when no one really likes each other, and then complain about it. They need something to shake the house up, like new housemates, or I feel people will switch off.

So, Charlie, Dogface, Halfwit, Marcus and Kris are all up for eviction. I really do hope two go on Friday as it’s about time something new happened in the house.

I can’t decide which housemate will go this week – I’m completely torn between between Marcus and Kris!

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He likes Halfwit then and doesn't seem to keen on Charlie, will be interesting to see how he acts around them in he is one of the ex-housemates going in next week.