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and were attacked by thousands of

so they ran into a bar, where they discovered a band:



They skirted round the crowds and saw:



But they wisely ran out of the bar.


Outside, they were distracted by the Playboy Smiley:



She offered them...




But her friend was evil and said "Ugh they're fugly!"

She looked like this:



They were so upset that Dumbledore came to soothe them:



They came across a group of drunken party people:



So Mario and Luigi killed them all, for being drunk. They acted like this:



The cannibals were on the run now. Mario started a career as a boxer:



Luigi had a fetish for fire:



And so the story ends with our heroes being eaten by...




Pac Man.