[Moley]

Well at least he's being himself in the house, I spoze!

Marcus gets accused of sounding creepy

and responds...

Um, if there's any woman on the entire planet that makes an effort to dress up and look nice that doesn't want to be complimented, then I've yet to hear of one.




Marcus tells a "funny" story

I fly quite a bit and I've had similar experiences (though with just the seat and bags, not the plugs). In general, I find people see you moving and tend to keep eye contact because they know they are being unreasonable. Most times I lock their stare looking as evil as I can, slowly bare my teeth, shake my head and mouth the words very deliberately "don't sit there". All have moved to my memory.

Another thing I have noticed is that the bigger and meaner looking the dude, the more polite and courteous they are. As soon as I have locked eyes with any of these types in my seat, they are genuinely good mannered and apologise and move right away.

For the record, I never nick people's seats in the same situations (though that's mostly because I'm always at the airport early).


In your situation, I agree a fart sounded like the best way to go. I was on the London underground not so long ago (hate it) in rush hour. You get crammed in the cars like sardines. Now I'm not a big fan of this and I was pressed up against a bald little self important suit for most of the journey. I was heading to the last but three stops, and all through town was busy as Hell. The suit I was pressed up against was tutting, heavy breathing on me, and generally being an ass - but didn't have the balls to say anything (not that sayng anything would make the car less busy). The stop I got off at is usually the one that most people get off at, so when I got ready to move there was some breathing space.
I made a comedy arse wiggling gesture right in front of the guy and farted all over him. The fart was like an elongated duck's quack and just as loud. I got off the train really slowly, hoping the guy would give me reason to turn around and headbutt him, but like a little owned turd with a big mouth, he just looked at the floor.
"Get some of that down ya" I thought.

And the post that confirms that dark horse is marcus:

Dark Horse Is In The Big Brother House