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I was at the cinema tonight to see Pelham 123 (good film, go see it!)

After the film ended, I went to the toilet. Came out of the toilet to discover all of my friends had disappeared. A bit miffed, I wandered down the stairs of the cinema, to discover that nope, they were gone. "Funny" joke, eh? So, I left the cinema and walked home alone. I was meant to be getting a lift from my friend who'd passed his driving test today, and I'd left a DVD in his car, so I was expecting some kind of text/call on my way home from someone asking me where I was; but I got nothing.

My Dad came home from the pub, so we decided that he'd text a few of my friends playing the role of the "concerned parent", asking them where I was as it had been over an hour since the film ended and I'd promised I'd be home etc... he got a call back almost immediately from one of my friends who was clearly panicking about where I'd gone. By this point, I'd switched my phone off for maximum hilarity, so by now I expect my friends are all texting each other wondering where I am and so on...

Revenge is soooo sweet. I'm appearing offline on Facebook, so I'm thinking any minute now there'll be a few Facebook statuses on the go asking if anyone knows where I am..