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Old 24-11-2005, 02:46 PM #1
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What If God Smoked Cannabis
Sung to the tune of, "If God Was One Of Us"
With apologies to Joan Osbourne

If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked.
Yeah, yeah, God smells good,
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?

And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
Yeah, yeah, God smells good,
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...


What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?


And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?

And when the saints go marching home,
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl?
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