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It is not just certain HM who can write letters


Here is my Queen letter

Madam

I loved your best of Album which I purchased some years ago

I know it has been around 18 years since Freddie died, but would it not be possible to get a look alike?

I'm sure that nice man Simon Cowell would assist in helping you find stand in for Freddie

My favourite hit you did has to be that Bohemean number.

If you could get a replacement for Freddie it would be great to hear you touring again

I remain your humble and obedient servant