[CaPPa]

I had tried posting this last week (before the Bea and Halfwit bust up) but the forum crashed. This morning I found that I still had it copied in word so I thought I'd post it anyway as things have seemed a bit too serious the past week or so.

A few years back they had the Big Brother Panto. I was thinking what could this year’s bunch do and then it came to me, The Wizard of Oz!

The Cast:

Charlie – The Scarecrow – wishes he had a brain.

Siavash – The Cowardly Lion – scared of even a little spider.

Marcus – The Tin Man – void of emotion he cannot shed a tear.

Bea – Dorothy – wishing she’d click her ruby slippers 3 times and go home.

Halfwit – Toto – the little dog who follows Dorothy everywhere.

Lisa – The Wicked Witch of the West – the cackling old hag.

David – The Flying Monkey – carrying out his masters bidding.

Dogface – Glinda The Good Witch of the North – she’s so sweet and appears with her magical boobies, oops I mean bubble.

Rodrigo – The Munchkin – nice but not really an important character.

Davina – The Wizard of Oz – the voice they hear but never actually see until the end.


The Music:

Somewhere, over Rodrigo, way up high
Charlie, is pouring some water, to make the Brazilian cry

Somewhere, over Rodrigo, Mar-cus is blue
And so is poor hairy Siavash
Because Noirin dumped him too

(To the tune of ‘Somewhere Over The Rainbow’)


We’re off to see Davina, the wonderful BB boss!
You’ll find she is a whiz of a host! If ever a host there was
If ever oh ever we are evicted, we’d be evicted because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because we were brain dead slobs!
We’re off to see Davina, the wonderful BB boss!

(To the tune of ‘Off To See The Wizard’)