[Arneldo]

I've read this on DS:BB and laughed all the way through!

Anthony: Becomes a Hollywood actor, starring in films such as Star Wars Episode 12: Revenge Of The Wookiees, King Kong 10 and Sunday Night Fever.

Craig: Lives in a Mental institution after stalking too many Hollywood actors...

Derek: Becomes Prime Minister of the UK and declares war on America for refusing to ship in some Californian Wine.

Eugene: Becomes head of Science at Oxford University, nicknamed Mr. Eugenius.

Kemal: Becomes a macho, thuggish bouncer at Chinawhites. Criticised by many for becoming too manly.

Kinga: Becomes a world famous singer, outselling U2 and headlining Glastonbury, V Festival, Reading, even Download.

Lesley: Settles down at home in Huddersfield with her tenth child from her fourth (or fifth, I've lost count ) husband.

Makosi: Finally becomes ambassador for the UN, after 10 years of rejection.

Mary: Hasn't been seen since she left the house that May evening in 2005.

Maxwell: Gets divorced by Saskia after becoming too drunk and too violent. Returns to his life of drinking, watching football and beating innocents up.

Orlaith: ...still showing her arse to cameras...

Roberto: Becomes the new host of Ready, Steady, Cook, as well as opening a chain of worldwide restaraunts called Mother Funky Food.

Sam: Becomes a manager for male porn, and all the girls who watch it instantly worship her.

Saskia: Drums for far-left wing band Marx Incarnate, and marries the frontman, who is practically the opposite of Maxwell.

Science: Becomes Mayor of Leeds, as well as manager of EMI and Mean Fiddler.

Vanessa: Now owns the rights to Harribo.