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after having a nice 69 with his wife, brian remembered he had a dentist appointment. he was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of fanny on his breath so he brushed his teethed, flossed and had a swig of listerine.
as he arrived at the dentist he ate a packet of extra strong mints to make sure.
his turn came up and he took a seat in the dentist chair, feeling confident and relaxed he opened his mouth wide, the dentist got close and said" did u have a 69 before u came here?
brian says " how do u know? does my breath smell like fanny?"
the dentist replied " no , you have a skidmark on your forehead"