[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

6th January 2005

BARRYMORE

Yuck. Says he's doing BB because, "the format is right for what I do." Um ... what is that exactly? Will be interesting to see how his housemates cope with him.

JODIE

EXCELLENT casting. Hoping to win the public over like arch nemesis Jordan in I'm A Celebrity, but likely to be the new McCririck with tighter pants.

FARIA

NOT sure about this one. The danger of someone who's only famous for sleeping with a celebrity is that once they've dished the dirt, they are tedious.

GALLOWAY

SAYS he's in "to show a large and different audience what I'm really like". This member of the large and different audience wishes he'd stayed home instead.

RODMAN

WELL things certainly won't be dull with this livewire around. He says the hardest thing will be going three weeks without having sex. Dennis, meet Jodie...

TRACI

SHE and Jodie are bound to get on like a house on fire, aren't they? Says being asked to be on the show is "truly an honour". I guess she's never seen it before...

PRESTON

WHO? He's the youngest housemate and looking forward to BB because he'll get away from "traffic, queuing, tax returns, gas bills..." What a kerazy kid!

BURNS

JACKIE Stallone is his idol. He didn't need to say - it's all over his face! You gotta love a contestant who says: "I don't have team spirit, I play for myself."

RULA

SURELY favourite to Do A Germaine Greer, realise it's a big mistake and walk out, probably after talking to Jodie Marsh for any length of time.

MAGGOT

MOST rock'n'roll thing he's ever done is "puke on a cat" - I hope the cat was OK. Love that he wants to get into politics to "create more seating areas".

CHANTELLE

IS this a good idea? As a BB purist I'm not sure if I approve of a civilian rubbing shoulders with "stars" - that's my job isn't it ?

Source: The Mirror