[Ashbash16]

[rquote=2504548&tid=144607&author=Shasown]heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.[/rquote]

To all the men, Beware when you sleep tonight, theres a crazy man running around and breaking into people's houses called David from big brother, He's been locked away and is pretty horny and looking for some attention, dont be to startled if something slimy wacks you around the face, or if you feel alot of greasy hair go up your nose, its just David.