[Janette]

Graeme and I have found these funny bumper car stickers and thought we'd share them with you!



We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

My computer doesn't understand me!!

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Grandchildren are spoiled because you can't spank the Grandma!

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway

I souport publik edukashun

Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

My other car bumper sticker is funny

If all else fails .. lower your standards

Bosses are like diapers. Full of sh*t and all over your a*s!

I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work

The #1 cause of divorce is ... Marriage

We are spending our kids inheritance.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

My karma ran over your dogma

I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you

If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?

Men have feelings too, but who really cares?

Not all women are fools. Some are single.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I love cats, they taste just like chicken

Caution! Driver just doesn't give a sh*t anymore! .

God grant me patience. And I want it NOW!

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and drop your beer.

I still miss my Ex ... but my aim is improving

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself!

Give me coffee and no one will get hurt

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Get even. Live long enough to be a problem to your children

I AM in shape. Round is a shape.

I don't give a damn what your other car is!

Earth First. We'll screw up the other planets later.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you

Jesus is coming! Look busy

I like your approach, let's see your departure

Work is for people who don't surf the net!

If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?

God's last name is not damnit!

I love my boss, I love my job, I'm self employed

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you.

I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it

If women are from Venus, then why can't we send them back?

Not all men are fools. Some are single.

I love cats. Want to trade recipes?

To err is human. To really screw up, you need a computer