[James]

This was posted in 'The Martians' (David's band) Yahoo group.

Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 02:38:37 +0000
From: Martin Kielty <martin@noisewave.com>
Subject: War dance alert

Dear puny Humans,

We hope you have a good Christmas and a nice swirly time on the occasion of your
planet's completion of a solar cycle. We hope it will be your last of both.

While the wayward Fame Unit has seen fit to release a small plastic disc into
the public domain around this time, the rest of the crew have decided to perform
a performal performance. Download this data:

Date: Tuesday, 14 January, Earth Year 2003
Time: Doors 7pm
Location: The Cathouse, Glasgow

This is part of the Daily Record's Big Break competition, where we have a chance
to win a record deal -- hold status, doesn't that sound familiar? Well, anyway,
these units cannot win because Fame Unit is one of the judges. However, we mean
to give any puny Human who dares turn up a damn good thrashing with some pure
brutal soundwaves, maaaaaan.

Do come along, for only four Earth pounds. Do not buy Dame Units' plastic disc
as it will only encourage him. Well, okay, if you must, buy six.

Slowly, but surely, we're drawing our plans against you.

Martin the Martian

I wonder if this means you can watch David perform with the band for &pound;4. If so, that can't be bad.