Home Menu

Site Navigation


Notices

General Chat General discussion. Want to chat about anything not covered in another forum - This is the place!

Register to reply Log in to reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 12-01-2003, 04:15 PM #1
Janette's Avatar
Janette Janette is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lancs
Posts: 2,543
Janette Janette is offline
Senior Member
Janette's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lancs
Posts: 2,543
Default More Funny Quotes

These are all sports quotes, from the likes of the immortal David Coleman!




The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.
-- Brian Johnston (as Michael Holding faced Peter Willey)

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
-- David Coleman

We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
-- David Coleman

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.
-- David Coleman

And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
-- David Coleman

The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
-- David Coleman

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.
-- David Coleman

And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.
-- Unknown


Janette is offline  
Register to reply Log in to reply

Bookmark/share this topic

Tags
funny, quotes


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:54 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
 

About Us ThisisBigBrother.com

"Big Brother and UK Television Forum. Est. 2001"

 

© 2023
no new posts