[Shaun]

James//says:
*all my friends are straight s0b
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*and then she's like b/cry YOU'RE RIGHT
+markuuusssss ~ idontneedaPARACHUTE says:
*LOL
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*NOT FOR MUCH LONGER JAMES
James// says:
*actually I lie, 2 other bi's.
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*-gary, daren, mark and i set sail for sheppy-
James// says:
*lmfao
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*poc/ MARK, RAISE THE RAINBOW FLAG
+markuuusssss ~ idontneedaPARACHUTE says:
*rofl
*pmsl\
**raises*
James// says:
*-listens to nsync while we talk about this-
+markuuusssss ~ idontneedaPARACHUTE says:
**cher - believe booms from ship as we hit shore*
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*lmfao
»Darenn || welcome to the mad house. says:
**sees firewire swimming after us*
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*DAREN, PUT DOWN THE CABIN BOY, WE HAVE SHEPPIANS TO CONVERT tyra\
James // says:
*LOL
*pmsl
+markuuusssss ~ idontneedaPARACHUTE says:
*LMAO
»Darenn || welcome to the mad house. says:
*LMAO
GARY // theoneswhoentertain;andtheonesthatobserve; says:
*rofl I'm picturing this and rofling
James// says:
*I think you guys would see my friends and turn back right away.
*tbh
GARY // theoneswhoentertain;andtheonesthatobserve; says:
*LAND AHOY! [d:] SHAUN GET THE FEATHER BOAS FROM THE LOWER DECK
James// says:
*LOL
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
**we land on a barren patch of land, sparsely littered with copies of FHM and empty packets of doritos*
+markuuusssss ~ idontneedaPARACHUTE says:
*pmsl
James// says:
*roflmfao
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*MARK, SET THE FLAG DOWN, I HEREBY CLAIM THIS...GAYTOPIA
James// says:
*that's just like my friends bedroom fcplm
+markuuusssss ~ idontneedaPARACHUTE says:
*ew friends bedrooms
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
**poppies and tulips grow miraculously, and pink bunnies hop around to Girls Aloud's "Something Kinda Ooooh"*
James// says:
*pmsl
GARY // theoneswhoentertain;andtheonesthatobserve; says:
*and now to declare the land The Land of the Fags with our sacred tribal dance happy\
*Sending a sound.
Action: Play "WURKITGURLZ"
*\bate
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*\bate
James // says:
*/brit
+markuuusssss ~ idontneedaPARACHUTE says:
**douglas hunter arrives late*
GARY // theoneswhoentertain;andtheonesthatobserve; says:
*FREEDOM TO THE HOMOS happy/
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*rofl
**a mystery ship floats in*
**we rush to the dock to greet it, with baskets of muffins*
**out steps*
*ENID/ AHOY THERE
James // says:
*roflmfao
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*ahh/ THIS ISN'T LESBOS
*MARK, THE CONFETTI CANNON
James // says:
*-in fits-
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
*NICKY/
*THERE'S MORE ah\
»Darenn || welcome to the mad house. says:
*THIS IS HOW THE GIRLS GET DOWN, JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN LONDON TOWN
GARY // theoneswhoentertain;andtheonesthatobserve; says:
*-gets lazer lipstick-
»Darenn || welcome to the mad house. says:
*amelle sounds like lady sov on this :/
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
**from the sea emerges a pink whale*
*fail3 **** OFF DYKES
James // says:
*ROFLMFAO
GARY // theoneswhoentertain;andtheonesthatobserve; says:
*LOL
James // says:
*You could make a series out of this
*Sheppys Seabrides s0b
GARY // theoneswhoentertain;andtheonesthatobserve; says:
*ugh 1 hour til food chry/
Shaun; I am in paradise. says:
**back in the UK, dean writes our story...only with Sticks commenting "haha loool" sob/*