[Di2001]

I know this is not a P&H pic but this was a classic :

Helen's boobie
20:16 GMT, Day 41 (Wednesday 4th July 2001) -- by Neil Wilkes
Helen titillated her housemates as she basked in the late afternoon sunshine wearing a lop-sided bikini.



Returning from the Diary Room, the lounging housemates exploded with laughter and informed her that her breasts were askew.

Paul exclaimed his concern that it wasn't the bikini doing Helen injustice and the cruelty of nature made her lop-sided.

"I have been on telly like that!" Helen said, struggling to control her wayward assets.

Tiring of her housemates incessant giggling, Helen dashed indoors to restore her outfit, thankfully returning in her normal shape.