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A FEW OF LIFE'S
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? ** ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? ** ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? ** ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ** ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? ** ** Why is a boxing ring square? ** ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? ** ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? ** ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ** ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? ** ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ** ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ** ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? ** ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ** ** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? ** ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? ** ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ** ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? ** ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping? ** ** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? ** |
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