[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

the joe is thinking i need one of you lot on bigbrother message board to wash my back ? any unlucky people feel up for the job ?lol

i put this poem togther as i really do feel refreshed after a bath with mss jonson lol




are you a johnson's baby



with my skin i am not shady,

that's why i am a johnson's baby.

the smell is clean and dose not hum,

every crack of my body is washed, even my bum.

so smooth and silky with no irritation,

i thank you johnson's baby soap for your creation.

my head is the same but do you need a clue,

yes i use johnson's baby baby shampoo.

pure yellowy gold, a tiny amount is power,

and for the few hairs i have left, they do flower.

how can you get excited about a daily clean,

the joe is a sensitive sole and any other soap is mean.

so if you want to stay like me and be a shrivelled old prune,

use johnson's baby and from dirt and smell you will be immune.