[No1MakosiFan]

Friday 19 May
Day 1, 01:25


It was more Big Brokeback than Big Brother tonight as Shahbaz set his sights on a Stetson clad Richard...

Richard was forced to call upon fellow Housemate Lisa to be his bodyguard tonight, when Shahbaz's advances and straddling became a bit too much.

Shahbaz obviously likes the look of Richard and he doesn't care who knows about it. Marching up to Richard in the kitchen, Shahbaz was a man on a flirting mission.

Interrupting Richard's chat with Lisa and Pete a doey eyed Shahbaz pestered: "Can I try your hat on Richard?" Richard gave a polite but firm no, but that only seemed to ignite a flirting machine in Shahbaz.

Fifteen minutes of full on questions, teasing and touching ensued. Richard continued to bat off his Housemates advances but to no avail. Cowering out of the kitchen, Richard asked: "Don't you want to get to know the other Housemates?" Lisa and Pete jumped to Richard's defence giving Shahbaz a friendly warning to leave Richard alone.

"You love to touch!" Richard told a touchy feely Shahbaz. "I'm very tactile," Shahbaz replied, not taking a hint "you're more reserved." "Only with you!" Richard replied before escaping to the lounge.

Shahbaz followed him like an excited puppy, straddled him on the sofa and screeched: "You are going to flirt with me!" A nervous Richard looked to Lisa and pleaded: "Bodyguard, bodyguard."

Oh dear Shahbaz, looks like your loving is a one way thing.