[Amy]

The Housemates face a potentially traumatic week, without loo rolls, after the Brotherhood made a mess of the shopping list.

After over-spending by a whopping £100 yesterday, Shahbaz, Lisa and Pete's second attempt at budgeting was similarly unsuccessful.

Big Brother informed the group they were still £38.69 over the budget, and that the final 14 items on the list would be removed.

The news sparked panic among the Brotherhood, who had put two vital components at the end of the list - booze and bog rolls.

"None of us are drinking and none of us wiping our a***," surmised Lisa, with a resigned sigh.

Attention quickly switched to Shahbaz who had played a major role in compiling - and botching - the list.

The Scot remained positive, insisting that the last 14 items were "things we didn't need."

He's clearly a man with excellent bowel control skills (better than his adding-up skills, anyway). But Lisa wasn't so confident, and she began to cry.

"I'm sorry, don't crucify me. I'll speak to Big Brother and get him to swap," said a hopeful Shahbaz.

"Don't ever let me do this again," he advised, as he trundled off to the Diary Room in a bid to save his companions from skidmark hell.

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