[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

ok so the joe did not win it under the correct tittle but under the best dad for being a total waste of space i win with no competition lol
hope you lot on big brother message board have better dads then i had lol

nominate < best dad award < gmtv competition



i am going to enter,

because my old man has this title and is centre.

no he did not contribute to any of my upbringing,

don't be alarmed, the bells should not yet be ringing.

every time i was sick or ill,

care from my mother was better then any pill.

constantly moaning, it was a negative vibe,

if someone had offered money for me, he would have taken the bribe.

when i needed clothes or to go out on a trip,

scrooge would kick off and give it allot of lip.

education was just a joke,

because my dad has the award for the worlds thickest bloke.

so the "gmtv best dad award" makes the joe a banker,

dad, if you ever read this, the joe nominates you for the best ever w????r.