Look mate. We've established you can think of comebacks to do with milkbars. But quite frankly, they're old and boring. Re-using the same crap puts you on a lower playing field, and you shouldn't be ok with that. Get some new lines, or a life. I recommend the latter.

You didn't want to be in the club? Right, that's why you didn't ask. That, my friend, makes you sound like a five year old in a playground.