Discuss your weirdest/funniest/coolest/hottest teachers... we've all had them. :]
I had my first lesson with my GCSE biology teacher today and he is actually such a creeper, but such a legend. I was just sitting there and he comes over and goes, "Your nails are very nice darling. Now I have some sandpaper and acid in the prep room... you're a bad girl." (my nails were painted blue and we have a no nail polish rule at school). I was sitting there like "

" for most of the lesson. it was scary, he said the bad girl bit in this really creepy voice. and he has a real, dead pig in a jar in the classroom, i almost threw up - it was grim. and then the teaching assistant pulled me to the side and told me i had too much eyeliner on rofl.
so yeah.