Finally, the FA have managed to persuade England's finest orang-utan impersonator to deign to put his name to a statement apologising on his behalf:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...10/8749761.stm
Well, **** you Rooney. That statement was written last night by a PR flack, but it's taken till 5pm today for them to persuade you you need to apologise. You spoilt, overpaid, underperforming brat. You should have come out personally straightaway and begged forgiveness. This is just mealy-mouthed spin and the time it's taken for them to get you to agree to even that says far more about your real feelings than any of the ****e in the statement. **** you and **** all your overpaid underperforming complacent smug mates.