[Alpertinator]

He's not even tryin' to be. Just when he like bitches and bickers in that really funny voice.

"Okay, you've had a stressful day yesterday and today I'M having a really stressful day. It's just... I'm so sleep deprived. I need eight hours sleep at the most, but I'm getting four each night. I'm going to be dead by Thursday."

He was bein' really serious but they were all just laughing. So funny. Mostly the people who aren't trying to be funny are funny. Like John-James. He always has weird looks on his face and he does so much random $hit, like hittin' himself in the face with balloons an' then bitin' 'em.