[Ammi]

My thoughts on the remaining HM's

Ife is Ife what more can be said
Not much to her but a clean shaven head
Dave is missing his Welsh congregation
Will he succeed in converting the nation?
Starting to warm to the bitch that was Keeva
So in the house I think we can leave her
Of Corin, I admit that I'm no great fan
She's less into people and more into tan
Lighten up JJ, you Australian beef
or we'll send you back to the Great Barrier Reef
Mario well I'm sorry but your just a creep
Its obvious with Ben, you would like to sleep
Rachel is bubbly, no problems there
and Keeley is pretty in a way thats not rare
Steve is a hero and deserves some respect
but on a show like BB, he's no worthy guest
Not sure about Josie, not as pure as she seems
but perhaps she's the lady of our JJ's dreams
Andrew seems sweet the potential is there
but is he prepared for the whole public glare?
Ben is the King, the Messiah the Great
without his presence, the house I would hate