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Anyone read Ally Ross' column in The Sun every Thursday?

All he does is ridicule TV shows but he is absolutely hilarious. When BB is on I have to make sure I read it every week. It's great.

He's really sarcastic and witty and very cleverly writes all his articles.

If you're not a fan of The Sun, it's almost worth picking up on a Thursday just to read this guy.

This week's BB bit:

"Over at C4's Silicone Valley, bone-domed Mikey finally stumbles upon the truth as he finally says goodbye to his Grace horse with the words: 'It's all panto out there, babe.'

All panto. Followed by six months atking late-night phone calls on the Fantasty Channel mattress. And a guest slot on the Mint.

Well, either that or Grace returns to her previous job, life-modelling for the Lady Campanula Tottington figure for the Wallace & Gromit movies.

Yes. It's BB VII. A series that deserves to go nowhere. And IS going nowhere.

Though, I can report, this week, pumpkin-jugged Lea has hit the menopause. Welsh/Kazakhstani teenager Glyn has been driven to new sexual peaks by Aisleyne (or Big Brother's sheep alarm.) And tortoise-faced Nikki, who's not nearly as endearing as C4 thinks she is, has sensationally announced she's "very cold".

So here's hoping someone throws her an electric fire next time she's in that bath."

Ally Ross - www.thesun.co.uk

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Classic.