[Romantic Old Bird]

Do your bathroom scales run for cover when you try to put your feet on them?

Do you try to ignore the fact that they are there at all?

Are you depressed about what that dail is screaming back at you?

The answer could be here!!

(Not telling you how much I weigh but on Mercury and mars I would be distinctly svelte!

Worried about anno domini?

Wish you could turn back the clock?

Try HERE


I'd settle for my age on Mars, but on Uranus Neptune and Pluto I am still waiting for my first birthday!!!