[Locke.]

Me and my mate (Waters) were harmlessly walking down the road when we came across this gigantic beast. It was hiding under a skip but then when it saw us it started poking its head out and spying at us, so I decided to get my phone out an take a picture/video. While I was doing this Fluffy (the ferrit) escaped from the skip and started running down the road, we followed it and then it went crazy and flipped around, diving at us at full force. Luckily, myself and Waters escaped the clutches of this wild beast, and also managed to catch the attack on video (I expect it to be on one of them documentary shows on the Sky in the coming months).

And just when you think this can't get any worse, I get home to find out I could get about £200 for this ferrit. So tomorrow I'm going to send out one of my colleagues to collect the beast and have it sold.

Pictures of Fluffy:

Fluffy under the skip:



Fluffy making a run for it:



Fluffy trying to break into some random house:





Just before the attack!:



The attack:

Youtube video

Ok I just watched the video for the first time, it doesn't seem that traumatic but that's just because my finger was covering the lens at the time... You don't get to see the ferrit jump through the air flashing it's big huge yellow teeth at us