[Romantic Old Bird]

OK, certain criteria must be fulfilled when buying a gift for the Clarke/Adams Lurve pad:

1. It must be sparkly and pink
2. It must be at least double cool
3. It must be glittery
4. It must allow one the opportunity to chill one's boots
5. It must have lights whizzing past
6. It must have connections with a galaxy
long, long ago
7. It must play disco music
8. It must be like, really weird

A challenge, but one which can be met....

A large fridge with a double freezer compartment, large enough to accomodate size 11 boots (or cheesy trainers) (2&4)

It must be spray painted metallic pink(1)

When the door opens, it will play Dancing Queen, and a rotating ballroom glitterball will reflect the little fidge light onto the delighted visitor (3,5&7)

At the bottom of the freezer, encased in ice, will be a long forgotten Galaxy choc ice...(6)

Not too difficult at all then!

What, me forget (8)? No, I think you'll find that's weird enough!

In fact, it's wicked!!!