[Kaz]

From today's Scottish Daily Record

THE Big Brother boys couldn't believe it when Cameron told them he has never eaten a kebab.

The Orkney fish trader admitted he hasn't travelled much - and housemate Gos was shocked at how much it cost the 32- year-old Scot just to reach London.

Cameron told the lads: "I got down to Glasgow which cost £350 and then got a flight down here which was another £178."

London chef Gos said: "£350? Wow. Sh*t man - you're having me on."

Cameron looks set for stardom when he returns to his native isles.

Fellow Scot Federico said: "I think it's class that you're here all the way from Orkney on this show.

"You'll be Orkney's most famous patriarch. The greatest-ever resident."

Jon said: "They will probably end up giving you the keys to Orkney."

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Awww, bless. Cameron must be finding the whole experience a bit bewildering - Orkney's a VERY LONG way from London, both in terms of distance and lifestyle.

I think he's doing great!