[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

k yall all you need is a picture, a name and a crazy back story




this here is bethzilla

she just ended a 5 year relationship with her boyfriend after she found him smearing tomato sauce on his genitals and shouting the dog into the room

she is death in one ear because one day she was using a pencil to dig earwax out of her ear and somebody knocked her so the pencil burst her drum

she has no criminal convictions, she was accused of raping her PE teacher back in school but all charges were dropped