[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

will you marry the Joe? all-white Tina ?

to coronation street who are top dog,
i want to name the nicest lady for a log.
you may remember my criticism of her fake tan,
and i am so glad you introduced a ban.
Tina is like a kebab, cooking and drizzling,
because the heat evaporating is sizzling.
tender, succulent, you are mouth watering,
now you have rid your fake tan, nothing on you needs altering.
Tina i love your style, look and sense of humour,
marriage on the Internet message boards is the Joe's rumour.
please log on and have a little flirt,
let me down gently, please don't hurt.
jokes aside, Tina you are just right,
i love your new look, all-white.


(all the joe can say is < sorry to all the ladys on tibb message board as once tina says yes i am a man that is spoken for lol )