[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

deadenders

the Joe is a massive admirer,
but i am sensing out is going the walford fire.
on friday 11 march, i sat down to watch,
i no Phil is alcoholic, but he had me reaching for the scotch.
what has happened to this eastend boss,
has gangstas paradise gone down, are we missing kemp ross.
whats with Shirley the screech,
Volga dose describe this leach.
as for heather,its one more slam,
theres only one person into her,and that's the lead singer in wham.
Ben and jay are meant to be the up and coming Brut's,
but ugly and pathetic are there only contributes.
as for Billy's lover, i do surrender,
i give up with her, theres no defender.
fix up eastenders, get your act in order,
because this sort of tv, wont get you to the boarder.
clear out all the dead wood and employ,
just then, eastenders you might not destroy.



(i give up with this show - its gone from bad to worse is anyone in agreement with the joe on this one ? and noone must disagree with me in saying it dose not compare to corri or emerdal dose it ? sorry eastenders)