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DJ Dickie's on the decks and MC Glyn is in a spin. Wondering what on earth we're talking about? Only the hottest new radio station around...

Big Brother FM launches tomorrow, as the housemates become DJs for this week's shopping task. Early signs suggest things will be more Smashie and Nicey than say, Phats and Small. The group are already clad in bomber jackets and baseball caps and planning jingles for tomorrow morning's show.

Each housemate will be doing one 15-minute radio broadcast each, choosing the type of show they do from a list supplied by Big Brother. These include Tracks of my Years, when the DJ interviews a special guest about three tracks that are important to them. Other themes are 'Five things I love about Big Brother', 'Five things I hate about Big Brother' and something called 'Hot Topics'.

All the radio shows will feature special guests (fellow housemates), phone-ins (from the housemates) and, obviously, songs.

"What if the ex-housemates are the people we have to interview?" gasped Richard suddenly, before talking himself out of the idea. "It will probably just be Big Brother employees," he grumbled.

Tomorrow the housemates must broadcast continuously for 90 minutes. They also learned that their success will depend on how the public rate their shows.

"They're going to fail us," predicted Aisleyne instantly.

O ye of little faith, Aisleyne. We wouldn't do that, but the public might... Come back tomorrow to find out how you can participate in this shopping task.