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My understanding is that UK immigration law is such that a marriage of convienience will not grant the right to remain. I think it was called the primary purpose rule.

Has Bert been reading his e-mail ? He should know by now that the religious cult that has brainwashed Ernie, lied to him about everyone else in his street.

Mr B Bird has been trying to get in touch with Bert. The lie they told about Mr B Bird was so horrid, I can not bring myself to repeat it. Mr B Bird was livid when he heard, but the American 1st Ammendment means he is snookered.

Some of the other people in Bert's street have clubbed together, and want to invite you guys who have been looking after Bert in the Pop Idol bus to come across to the States along with Bert. Elmo, who almost got snared in by the cult suggested that you guys might be able to rescue and deprogramme Ernie...

Are you guys up for it

As for BB3, they should only be doing the regional auditions by now. Are you certain it is the genuine Endermol production team, and not one of those phony set ups, where they ask you to do all sorts of things, like stripping off

There are a lot of charlatons out there as Bert found out to his cost.