[waterhog]

IS THE THIN BLUE LINE NOW THINER

the public are now going to feel the force,
because police numbers and cuts equals devorce.
mr Bean could have planned a better operation,
cunstable hubeeb and Goodie would be better co-operation.
they both may have been as scatty as hell,
but at the end of each episode, the criminal was always in the cell.
David Cameron will justify and try to convince,
the Joe will laugh and wash my hands and rince.
all this hottie tottie is looseing the UK's rim,
because the only people gaining are the crooks and inspector grim.
yes you may save money on police wages,
and when you calculate and record crime, up will be the pages.
fiddle and fiddle and swap statistics till up they turn,
but with the public, respect you wont ever earn.
the thin blue line is now a cock and up the ass,
and unless cunstable bean (look up his name on net) takes over, the cuts just wont pass.

(the joe is loveing how i have used one of my best shows in this poem to debate this news story. i can not see one positive thing in cutting police numbers and in no way do i think it will control crime . what planet are these mps on ? they are not on joe land lol )