[Ninastar]

this guy, I cant even.

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A good trick to play on a lady in a shop is to go right up to her and act like you are going to be sick really loudly and shout you are going to be sick and make yourself choke so much so it sounds dead real and you will make the lady think that you are going to be sick all over her. remember to do a really cute smile after youve pretended to be sick on her so she knows it is a fun trick. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

i have been screaming for ages to see how long i can scream for and it doesnt even feel like i am screaming anymore it just feels normal to me. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

A good joke to play on your mum is when she says you have to go home because she is going to bed you say you will go home but try not to laugh and then climb in through the bathroom window next to her room and crawl on the floor into her room and hide for ages and when she is asleep go in her bed and sleep there and then when she wakes up you will be there in her bed and it is so funny. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

Ive been lay in my loft for 2 days looking at the photo of the baby penguin i held in the zoo when I was maybe 6 and i dont even know if ive slept or not and i dont even care anymore because it is such a beautiful photo and he has the most fragile smile a penguin could ever have. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox