[RAS]

Big Dick has done it, he has single handedly defeated the complete army of Plastics.

Sezer
Grace
Lisa
Mikey
Imogen

They have all fallen before him. They plotted, they bitched, they begged, they did everything they could to try and get him out, but Big Dick was going no where. This man was just to good.

The odds were stacked against him, it was 5 against 1, but Richard always believed, he knew he was to strong for the spineless plastics.

Sleazer
Horse face Grace
Acidic little troll
The 6ft 4 Rat
And now finally the Genital wart herself.

These 5 pathetic people thought they could take on the Big Dick, but they had bit of more than they could chew. They chose the wrong person to mess with, they chose the wrong enemy.

Week by week, they have been picked off, and now on the 11th August 2006, King Dick stands victorious, the battle has been won.

He stood up against the evil plastics, and he came out on top.

Sir Dick, we salute you.