[Ollie!]

To the tune of Summer Nights

Dum, de dum, de dum, de doo dummy dum
de dum, de dum etc

PETE
Summer lovin' had ma a-w@nkers-prr-miaow-blast

NIKKI
Summer lovin' I went for it fast

PETE
I met a ...prrr...miaow...girl, crazy for me.

NIKKI
I met a boy, as popular with the public as can be.

BOTH
Summer Love
Blessed by Big Bruv
But uh-oh those Summmer Nights

PUBLIC
Wella wella wella huh
Tell us more tell us more
Why did they let you back?
What a bore what a bore
Can we give you a smack?



Verse 2

NIKKI
But the public hated my guts

PETE
The producers found themselves in a rut

NIKKI
I got evicted-it wasn't nice

PETE
But thanks to fixing she was back in a trice

BOTH
Summer Dreams
My agent beams
But uh-oh those summer nights

PUBLIC
Whoa oh oh
Tell us more tell us more
Why won't you go away?
What a bore, what a bore
You're a nasty cliche.



Verse 3

PETE
It turned nasty-I lost loads of votes

NIKKI
I don't care-the public are scrotes

PETE
No matter what-we'll last for life!

NIKKI
(Well at least til I become a footballer's wife).

BOTH
Summer Dreams
Cash-making schemes.
But...oh...
We own the story RIGHTS!!!

PUBLIC
Don't tell us more
Don't tell us more
You bores!