[Kate!]

Friday Night, Brian talks to the house!

Big Brother house, this is Brian, etc etc.

Brian announces the names of the nominees one by one....

Aaron - massive cheers and whistles

Faye - fair amount of cheers

Aden - few half hearted whistles

Jay - massive boos

Anton - massive boos and the sounds of objects being hurled at the house.

....I can now reveal that the person with the most votes to save is....Aaron!

(cameras show Jay with a face like thunder and Anton with his eyes to the floor)

Brian then announces Faye as safe, then Jay then Anton.

Aden, you have been evicted as you have contributed fook all....please leave the house and don't bother looking for Rebeckah, she's gone off with Ryan Giggs.

Jay runs to the top of the stairs and leaves the house.

Anton shuffles to the Diary and says, I owe it to my fans to stay.

Rofl.