[DavidIsGay]

The anti-Aaron threads, tweets and such were all a part of operation Holy Mackerel and the British public were all pawns in our game plan. The fabricated hatred of Aaron through social media was convincing enough to deceive the Jay and Alex supporters into believing that Aaron had no support at all.

Our goal was to convince the voting public on Jays side that Aaron wasn't even going to make it into the top three through twitter and FaceBook bots (Which if you investigate closely, you will find out that many of the messages were simply spun sentences broadcast by both fake and hijacked accounts).

The operation snowballed after thousands of Justin Waggott fans joined in the fun. By spouting hatred for the Lord, they unknowingly convinced Waggotts fanbase into spending their money on victory cider instead of votes.

Their celebrations were short-lived after the lord emerged from the house tonight crowned as the king of Big Brother 2011. The man who represents our country is one with intelligence and wit, and not one who wipes his buttocks on ones pillow and calls it romance.



Suck it up.