[Benjamin]

Right ladies, I have read your diary entries over a shot of espresso and a rich tea biscuit. Here is what I have to say about them:



Amber: I love the fact you want to move to Australia, you must have a sixth sense that tells you my heart belongs there. I'm also sorry to hear about your gnome experiences. It will relieve you to know that Garden Gnomes repulse me and I like to take one day every few months to go Gnome hunting (in which I smash as many Gnomes as I can find) due to the Fox Hunting ban. You seem tame, yet adventurous if given the opportunity.


Annalise: You come across as a bit of bitch. You seem to like to stand on your own two feet, which I respect, but you seem to like to push people away, which is never good as everybody sometimes needs a helping hand. I worry that you are just in this for the fame and money.


Fleur: An aspiring writer and traveller always goes down well with me. You seem like a very structured, determined and loyal lady, which I like a lot and the way in which you describe Christmas by a log fire sounds wonderful. I like a lady that finds excitement in new things and adventures as opposed to finding fun in just getting intoxicated.


Holly: I see you are not a lady of many pleasant or graceful words. This doesn't impress me overly and I worry that we lack many common interests and that we would struggle with simple conversation. Also, I think you may like to drink from the furry cup.


Lia: You seem like a nice enough person, but I can't help feel a little bored by you, in the nicest way possible. You seem to be holding back a lot of stuff and qualities. I now you are shy, but now is the time to start finding the courage to overcome that and show me what you really are.


Suzy: I think you best get the bottle of wine/beer ready to drown your sorrows. I fear you may need to check into a rehab, you seem like a borderline alcoholic.


Tamzin: Oh, what an amazing diary! Watch out Bridget Jones! I love that you have put so much detail in your diary entries, so when you look back in the future you will remember in exact detail what happened. I like the fact that you come across as detailed, organised, meticulous and a little nostalgic, yet you look to future with great awe and hope. The other ladies have some tough competition on their hands.