[waterhog]

top 3 lady's on the farm i want to marry

i hope my views are not patronising,
hand on my heart, complements i am exercising.
what i want to do is draw your attention to the glam,
i am offering you honey roast, not cheap spam.
under my examination is charity,
i admit she is a bit mixed up, but a pass is my clarity.
the next is laurel sitting pretty on her perch,
i better not go there as after me already is the church.
Debbie is OK but there is no bounce like elastic,
you are lovely deb's, but for me to plastic.
not out of sympathy, i am going to get fizzy,
because inside and out, beautiful is our Lizzy.
Katy is OK but my boat she dose not float,
i would not turn her down, but i am hear to gloat.
Genesis is like Lizzy, and so reliable,
Gen you are on my list and very desirable.
who do i like, who are my lady's i want to marry,
i will tell you. and over the threshold me they can carry.
in last place with a stunning lisp is my 3rd wife,
Holly you are gorgeous, the signals in my head are rife.
just above you is Victoria,
OMG my head now has a rush of euphoria.
my number one wife who needs no fixing with a spanner,
god i love you, the one and only Hannah.
thank you Emmerdale, i hope my poem is good looking,
if 1-2 or 3 want to wed me, then the tell Ashley the church needs booking.

(hi everyone - i hope everyone can see beauty is in the eye of the beholder lol just love emmerdale )