[waterhog]

i want to get randy with sandy

i don't have a older fetish,
but with this man i want to relish.
i am attracted to his sense of humour,
for a old dog, he is faster then a puma.
the drinking is so real, its a tonic,
because as you get older, your dependency is chronic.
i have recently been hard on Rachel and family and co,
but tonight's episode proves she has more to show.
a bond is forming and it is going to flower,
Emmerdale i love you, i love your power.
your grandchildren have a great granddad,
100% consistent and no fad.
Laurel is always stressed,
and Ashley with you gets depressed.
but its so real and just so normal,
i praise you all, this is formal.
cards out, with you i want to get randy,
i love you so much, you make Emmerdale, thank you sir Sandy.


(just love this guy - even more then victoria - hannah and holly lol )